krispy kreme

glazing extremely hard, riding meat

john- you have such amazing hair
jack- dude stop glazing its krispy kreme in here

by headhuntr69 October 1, 2023

Krispy Kreme

No, not the delicious donuts. A Krispy Kreme is a term used to describe body builders. This is due to the oily, shiny skin body builders often have. This oiliness vaguely resembles that of the delectable glaze one would find on a Krispy Kreme donut.

Paul: "Body builders be looking like a Krispy Kreme donut, with their tan and shiny skin."
Floyd: "For real dude!"

by Windex_Weekly February 12, 2020

Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.

“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”

by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022

Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

Krispy

A soggy loaf of human who hates white people and loves African American people

My Krispy friend shot a white guy earlier for breathing.

by ToxicKiefer September 27, 2021

Krispy Kramp

When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.

Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.

by Coke Can June 5, 2018