pedi knight

Freaks with a foot fetish who represent the evil footside of Internet chat rooms.

The pedi knight Chris S. (NJ)™ was astonished by Misty Gates' feet.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Knights of the Round Table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by JeffAck March 31, 2008

Knightmare

A bad dream that The Dark Rises won't live up to expectations.

"I just dreamed Channing Tatum replaced Christian Bale in The Dark Knight Rises... it was a Knightmare!

by Denwy March 27, 2011

hooded knight

an uncut crown, an uncicumcised penis

ted has a hooded knight because in denver they dont cut the crown.

by semen demon November 11, 2003

British Knights

British Knights were a dope shoe that had the late 1980s and early 1990s on lock-down. BK's were not for the faint hearted - they sported massive decals, plastic add-ons and had tongues bigger than oven mitts. They were particularly popular with basketballers, crip gangbangers and homeboys. Its rumoured that 76% of hip hop and techno artists during the 1990s wore British Knights at one time or the other. The remaining 24% wore a combination of adidas, puma, Troop and SPX.
British Knights fell off after the golden age of hip hop era ended - largely in part due to idiots claiming nike was a better brand. These idiots have so far eluded the old skool police, but when they are caught, they will experience large amounts of pain for their silly views.

Theyre dope shoes youre wearing there Leroy!

Word up yo. Theyre my new British Knights yo!

I'll give you 400 pairs of Nike air max if you let me wear them for a while.

Sorry, no deal. My British Knights are hella dope.

by Gee Dawg January 26, 2007

One Knight's Stand

(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.

Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.

Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.

by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011

Keira Knightley

The correct way to spell "goddess".

Don't forget to donate to the Church of Keira Knightley.

by FightSmoochyX February 23, 2004