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kitchen anorexia

When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.
Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"
by RazorsG February 2, 2017
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kitchen table

When You come home to find your wife fucking some other guy on your kitchen table.
Jerry came home to find that he had been kitchen tabled by his whore wife Tara and a greasy mechanic.
by Remy69 October 26, 2017
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Kitchen Witch

A woman who operates a business out of her home.
My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.
by manworm02 July 23, 2020
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kitchen fella

Any non english speaking man that works as a kitchen employee in a restaurant. Usually these people are not US citizens, most have numerous children, have never used birth control, collect benefits under a fake SSN, and have no personal need to be contributing person in society. Commonly used to describe non english speaking hispanic men between 18-50 years old. mexican beaner wetback spic burrito latino taco dirty sanchez dirty thief brown
"Those damn kitchen fellas stole my bike."
by awunderlich September 1, 2006
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Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!
by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011
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kitchen illiterate

A women who has not learned to use a kitchen aka a useless women.
Sam has no idea how to cook, she is f-ing kitchen illiterate!
by boyfriendofakitchilliterate September 8, 2011
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kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.
Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.
by wonky dizzle October 18, 2013
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