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keyboardcore

when some fag thinks its cool to bang their head while playing two notes on the keyboard
person 1: hey did you go to taht attack attack concert the keyboard player is sooo good it was totally keyboardcore

person 2: fag!
by Big Jim 92 March 3, 2010
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Keyboard Warrior

A Keyboard Warrior is someone who deliberately sends inflamatory,rude, agressive or derogatory emails for the purpose of making the recipient of the email get angry or upset.

He/she will also generally Copy as many people as possible on the email, becuase they are under the erroneous impression that they are being witty/funny and that everyone will agree with their comments.

In person they are usually quite timid and do not like direct confrontation. They generally have deep rooted mental issues of depression and or rejection usually becuase they have small dicks and they were breast fed till the age of 10.
by Johhny Wishbone August 19, 2009
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Keyboard basher

Someone who beats their keyboard in frustration when they lose at a videogame, either due to poor teammates or the sad fact they just suck. Typically sticks to beige OEM keyboards as they're the cheaapest, and cycles keyboards every two months.
Keyboard bashers are a common sight at LAN parties.

Devil 2 U: Come on guys! GET A FLAG!
***Devil 2 U was killed by KFC's artillery.
Devil 2 U: AAARRGHH!! (bashes keyboard repeatedly)
by Androktasie November 14, 2005
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keyboard crusader

A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.
" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."

" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012
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kerbis

by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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keybump

The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.
"Let's go keybump in the bathroom."
by Fred Chang April 25, 2006
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keybonics

Failure to use common grammer when spelling with a keyboard.

The use of symbols to express love for something.
Are you into me? = ru n2 me?
azz = ass
because or 'cause = coz, cuz, cuzz
<<33333
i hAtE WhEN PeOpLE tYpE LiKe ThIs

ThIs iS 1 eXaMpLe oF KeYBoNiCs

WEll damn boisss. u got me hyped up! HEHEE....care to show me?

<3333 sexii bois!
by stupendous_man78 July 26, 2006
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