key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

Key’mairia

Key’mairia is one loyal mothafucka . She sweet until you piss her off & she doesn’t hold a grudge. Short , thick and very lovable. and she usually do for others rather than herself.

“You saw Key’mairia over there ? she’s buying stuff for all them kids that be talking. She too nice.”

by Key’mairia April 15, 2019

Key'Zjon

A Key'Zjon is someone who clowns all the time and is looked at as the jokester in a friend group. He makes everyone around him smile and laugh. A Key'Zjon is usually attracted to anime and video games; which he very well spends most of his time on. He is intelligent but at times can be really stupid, blurting out the dumbest things. A person like this has a childlike mind. Therefore, this person is very imaginative and creative. A Key'Zjon is known to be a very horny person, having the sex drive of a Mythological Greek creature known as the Satyr. This also means that they're very hairy around the legs and most likely other body parts. Many girls tend to cling to this person due to his funny and creative personality. This person almost always ends up with silly nicknames, given by his close friends or family members. In relationships, he's very loyal and sensitive deep down. This goes for non-intimate relationships as well such as friendships. He's very caring and sarcastic with his friends. A Key'Zjon is known to stay by his friends side from the start and sit on the sidelines as he watches his friends progress with his unconditional support.

Example
Jennifer: Hey Key'Zjon, you're so funny!
Ashayla: Who's Key'Zjon again?
Jennifer: The guy over there acting like a goofball.
Ashayla: Ah, ok. Yea, I guess he's bit a funny lol.
Example
Michael: Wassup Key'Zjon, tell us a joke.
Example
Jordan: This guy Key'Zjon is such a clown.
Alex: What you mean?
Jordan: He always acting stupid and doing goofy shit.
Alex: Lol, I want to meet him.
Jordan: Go ahead, he's a cool guy.

by Books4Sale July 3, 2020

Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.

Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."

by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020

key’ahrah

Key’Ahrah is a very sweet & innocent girl but can change her ways. she is sometime the life of the party or the quiet one in her phone. she can be very blunt and mean sometimes, or very outrageous and nice. she’s that smart little girl with a precious smile, but has no common sense what so ever. she has a super great humor and loves to be silly. but watch your mouth with Key’Ahrah as she can shut you down real quick. “she don’t play”. her mouth can cause her so much trouble, because she doesn’t care what comes out of it.

“hey Key’Ahrah , you want some of my rice krispie treat?”

by apple vapor rub November 18, 2020

Key Rat

n. similar to a Cocoplum Gangster. This is a rich, spoiled, wannabe-thug who lives in Key Biscayne or "The Key" as they call it. Typically can be seen driving the Mercedes-Benz or BMW his mommy and daddy bought him. He might be affiliated with a "gang" and may even threaten to slap you with his wallet.

The Key Rats got in a fight with the Cocoplum Gangsters on the other side of town over who had the more expensive car.

by el pandillero December 8, 2004

Key Lime Pie

Refers to the ovaries or vaginal passage. Usually smells like moldy limes.

An offensive term.

After all those tickle pickle fishes i did last night, i will NEVER look at my key lime pie the same way AGAIN.....!!!

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010