kane

-verb, transitive
1. to eat very quickly, especially in excess quantities
2. to eat with no regard for one's own well being

Mike just kaned those two pumpkin pies!

by citizenkane December 16, 2008

Colin Kane

A disarmingly honest comedian who believes in telling it how it is. He pulls no punches and is lightning-fast on his feet. He is also super sexy.

Did you see Colin Kane at Caroline's on Tuesday?

by cp1122 October 17, 2008

kane

adjective
The best possible example of something.
A Platonic ideal.
To be of discernibly higher quality than all other related things.

origin
The film Citizen Kane, said to be the preeminent form of filmic endeavors, and it's subsequent invocation in describing the quality of other things.

"Dude, that play in this sports match we are watching was kane!"

"Did you see that crazy kaner punch that bear in the face?! That bear didn't stand a chance!"

"Half-Life is the kanest game ever made."

by Joseph Pulitzer January 12, 2010

Harry Kane

An English striker who plays for Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur. In his breakout season (14/15) he scored 21 league goals and 30 total in all competitions which was enough for him to be awarded the PFA Young player of the Year award, and last season he won the Premier League 'golden boot', with 25 league goals scored, as well as scoring a total of 32 goals in all competitions.

He has also played 17 times for the England national team, scoring 5 goals.

'He's One Of Our Own,
He's One Of Our Oooown,
Harry Kane,
He's One Of Our Own!'

by SemajCOYS September 5, 2016

Kane

a pretty geeky, and nerdy guy, with a great personality. He'll make you laugh, ALOT, yet tends to get all depressed. He loves philosophy, and will break out in to random philosophical rants sometimes. Also a big anime enthusiast.

"When she mentioned galaxies, Kane started to question the reality of these star formations."

by That One Nerdy Gurl August 31, 2013

Kane

The name of my dog

Who's a good a boy Kane's a good boy yes yes he is

by Lhgegvfhshhzhxhshshshshxg October 13, 2015

Kandy Kane

A stripper who only appears during christmas and is dressed up as one of Santa's slutty helpers. Her stripper pole are the colors of a candy cane

Boy 1: Oh its that time of the year again...tis the season to be jolly!

Boy 2: Let go to the strip club to see Kandy Kane dance.... she is the christmas special

by LtownLoser November 9, 2010