A woman who is self entitled, calls other people sheep, can’t help but feel she is more intelligent than those who have actually been educated, and tries to make herself look intelligent or of worth by down playing anything that doesn’t coincide with her self created reality.
Normally won’t vaccinate her children
Tends to have small yap yap dogs
Tries to pretend she is cool or “new age” when she has no idea where customs come from so she frequently appropriates from other cultures
Normally won’t vaccinate her children
Tends to have small yap yap dogs
Tries to pretend she is cool or “new age” when she has no idea where customs come from so she frequently appropriates from other cultures
I was talking to a Karen the other day and she tried to tell me how the pandemic is a hoax. She barely has a high school education and wasn’t able to follow the examples given.
I saw a Karen at the doctors office today explaining to the doctor how the vaccines are worse than the disease.
Karen was walking her yorkie and got pissed when I asked her to pick up her dogs shit off my lawn.
Did you see Karen last night? She was wearing waist beads because “they look so cool”
I saw a Karen at the doctors office today explaining to the doctor how the vaccines are worse than the disease.
Karen was walking her yorkie and got pissed when I asked her to pick up her dogs shit off my lawn.
Did you see Karen last night? She was wearing waist beads because “they look so cool”
by Slappy Squirrel October 5, 2020
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She is such a Karen!
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Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
Get the Karen mug.Karen is a woman, who is extremely concerned about the leave on the street in front of her house. Also, the possibility of ants from any drops of soda on the concrete, presents a problem. Karen needs all things to be exactly how she wants it, and likely lives alone, or with someone who's soul she has sucked out.
by nonkaren February 4, 2022
Get the Karen mug.Karen is easily one of the best person on the planet. Gentle, generous, welcoming and a lot of others good things even tho sometimes she's kinda wack ngl. A bit of a Twilight and Harry Potter fan. Possesses bad traits to compensate : Annoying, kinda capable of making a fuss about anything, sort of a teaser(be prepared) and cat lover. A being full of contrast, but possesses such a charm that most of the time that you wouldn't mind her flaws too much. Quite of a hard worker and skilled in many areas such as singing, piano and ukulele but not dancing. Pretty bad at pretending and can easily be spotted when she tries to hide her emotions. Lovely and adorable, definetely a woman of choice who deserves way more than a guacamole.
I love you Karen
by Mitt1800 November 22, 2021
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