kaleb wesley weaver

One of 318 Ratchet City's most trashy fuck boys, kaleb really puts the STD in STUD. If you enjoy stank dick, he's the one to call.

Hey you hear about Kaleb Wesley Weaver contracting herpes? He's nasty.

by Kateisgr3at September 12, 2020

kaleb

a horrible person that leads girls on and says they are best friends when he is rude to her constantly. he is handsome but the bad think about him is the hairline. he is disrespectful and gives off a bad vibe

me: i made out with kaleb yesterday

friend: well he has a new girlfriend today
“don’t date a kaleb”

by otis-lil.rarey September 27, 2020

Kaleb

Kaleb is a guy that has an equivalent IQ of two Cheerios. A Kaleb always loves to make gay jokes that aren’t really jokes because he’s being serious because he’s gay. Kaleb’s are cool guys and you should get one in your friend group.

Hey is your name Kaleb?
Yeah how did you know?
You act gay all the time duh.

by DefinitelyNotBread69 October 26, 2020

Kaleb

Depression

Omg I heard she went to the doctor and diagnosed her as Kaleb.

by tatiaca.tata November 5, 2020

kaleb

an umemotional dumbass who’s annoyingly smart.

he will break your heart without caring

very political asshole
slightly racist

extremely attractive but you’ll deny it

oh and don’t forget the sex jokes

“That dumbass is so political”
“yep that’s kaleb”

by BookReaderSara October 11, 2020

Kaleb G

Little gay white kid that lives in brownwood Texas. He has a very small Peepee.... very small.

Kaleb G is a bitch

by Kaleb G with small peepee October 13, 2020

kaleb

very big man has a wife named tammy. sexy and cool.

hi tammy want some nacho cheese its me kaleb

by kenlecanadaman January 18, 2023