Jumpingjackz

An idiot on the highest level that's name pronunciation is not like it should be.

Wow! You're more screwed over than Jumpingjackz!

by jumpingjackz October 15, 2017

Jumping skills

The unusual skills a young child develops to complement their running

“Always use your jumping skills“ Little Fred said as he ran, skipped and then jumped in the air like a demented rabbit

by Smelly Bones Fishcake December 14, 2019

jumpingbobcat

a username that only retard furries use

Wow, hi jumpingbobcat! dumb username

by qvnbawneihvq9-roqwgikr September 28, 2021

Jumping on bed

Fucking

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night

by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022

Jumpinable

A body of liquid or substance, that one may jump into and fully or partially submerge themselfs. Usually not able to cause physical alarm.

"That puddle is jumpinable"

by Bobby Dee85 February 15, 2023

Web Jumping

The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.

"Man, I was web jumping the other night and I typed 'midget' and it was sick! But then I typed 'so tired' and I found some wild, cool stuff!"

by Keith Karabin December 9, 2008

Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016