jive

a language meant for the jungle, often mistaken for monkeys communicating in tropical rainforest. It is believed that the tongue of the chimpanzee and the african american are simular in so many ways, it has prompted further testing.

Black man: Ahhh yeah.... aaahhhhh ahahhhhh ahhhh yeah uknow'im sayin.. huh haahhhh ahhahhhh hoo hoo

Monkey: I don't speak jive.. did you say, "Can I get a banana bitch!"

by reverend x March 7, 2007

Jive

disgusting, unpleasant, trifling.

"That jive ass hoe, always giving head to strangers in the bathroom."

by peterpumk1neater May 5, 2009

Hip to the Jive

Jazz age slang meaning: cool, trendy

Hot Dawg, that dame you introduced me to sure is hip to the jive!

by Sunshine!❊! August 11, 2011

hand jive

1. hand job
2. fingering a vagina

Under the bleachers Sandy gave Sean a little hand jive.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

jived

Dodged out of a commitment. Let someone down intentionally.

He promised me he'd bring me the money he owed today but he's jived me.

I'm not going to his party, I'm going to jive it.

by PWD May 31, 2006

jivemonkey

it means like you are going to do something
but you end up not doing it

e.g "you was going to clean up then kitchen but you didnt you jivemonkey"

by charlie brunt March 19, 2008

jaiver

a boy who thinks that he is a savage but in realitiy he is a lo-life rat

ugh jaiver is a rat

by Unicorn57 July 27, 2017