Jonathan

a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball

omg I'm such a Jonathan at basketball

by acool10 May 27, 2017

Jonathan

A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.

He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.

That prick is a colossal Jonathan

by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017

Jonathan

I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one

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by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019

Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!

by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009

Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

by legs21 January 21, 2010

Jonathan

Just a cringe dude

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see

by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016

Jonathan

Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.

Hey I met this guy at park playing some sports, he was a great guy I think his name was Jonathan

by SpongeBobpacman October 18, 2021