by chcickenman234 April 8, 2022

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.
I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!
by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013

by skxeptikz January 11, 2021

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022

Four equal parts of Johnnie Walker red, black, gold reserve, and platinum labels. The single most destructive force in the universe.
Nick: Yo Robby, make me a Johnnie Bomb!
Robby: It's your funeral.
Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*
Robby: It's your funeral.
Nick: Nah dude I'm good *drinks it and pukes on the floor*
by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

by danomccabo January 4, 2004
