Jew rizzled

When you get screwed over by something

Man you just got jew rizzled

by Mr.Ection August 28, 2016

fucking jews

Mel Gibson's favorite catchphrase!

Gibson: "Those fucking jews hated the Passion, do you know why sugartits?"
Officer: "Sir, if you call me sugartits again you will be tazed."
Gibson: "Because they're fucking jews Sugartits!" *tazed* "Damn jews and their tazers!"

by My name August 15, 2006

Jew Jitsu

To fight someone IN COURT.

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

dead jews

A good pile of roaches(whats left after finishing a spliff), preferably in a box or an container. Usually the roaches you save and smoke them later.

Yo, go get the dead jews and lets burn 'em.

by TheDeadMansDeathRIMZ October 16, 2009

Jew Turn

When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth

Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!

by B-dizzle and J Bird August 11, 2010

Jew-Jitsu

Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David

Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.

by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005

Cosmic Jew

The cooler term for Jesus. Christians everywhere will try to beat you if you refer to him as such. Cosmic Jew can walk on water, turn water into wine, disappear and fly. Hes much more unique the the other guys.

At age 6, the Cosmic Jew began questioning if Joesph was his real father. Whenever he asked this question, Joesph would then procede to beat him...Violently.

To escape from this he whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirrori if anything he can say this cab is rare
But he thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

Cosmic Jew speaking about abortion to one of his followers, "Lol push her down the stairs?"
Stronge Christian: "But Cosmic Jew, Abortion is murder!"
Cosmic Jew: "Stfu."

by Cosmic Jewcy June 1, 2009