When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.
by latino_hipster November 28, 2014
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Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie
Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie
by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020
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One’s name if one is born on or near Christmas time, and is a Sussybaka. Therefore they become a Jesussybaka like Jesus.
by Cool Kid Picasso December 14, 2021
Get the Jesussybaka mug.Originally used when your grandpa complains about something your grandma, Jeri, said or did
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023
Get the Jesus Jeri mug.Much like the Gods of days past, Snow Jesus is the 'being' if you will that you pray to in order for it to snow.
James-I heard on the news it was gonna snow tonight!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
Jessie-I'm gonna pray real hard to Snow Jesus so school will be canceled!
by Indythrift December 9, 2008
Get the Snow Jesus mug.a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian
He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...
by Bubba Lebowski April 30, 2011
Get the Weird Jesus mug.The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011
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