Jennifer Garner

One of the hottest girls ever...
stars on a show called Alias.

The only reason people watch Alias is because of Jennifer Garner.

by Anonymous July 6, 2004

Jennifer Lopez

One Incredible entertainer

Jennifer Lopez is an incredible entertainer

by CandyBarMan February 20, 2021

jenniferjamongalopezdispenserville

A fictional village where jenifer "jamongalope" (see jamongalope) dispenses used edible tampons and occasionally rape feeds them to unsuspecting children in a pez dispenser like fashion.

Cory: You be good Nick and keep your fly zipped, or your mom will send you to jenniferjamongalopezdispenserville.

Nick: Oh snap, I aint after that menstral blood, I'll keep it in my pants.

by Steve J G October 16, 2008

Jennifer Connelly

An attractive, slightly underrated female actress with slit-like nostrils. Probably best know for staring in the Hulk.

Jennifer Connelly is hot

by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006

Jennifer

A girl who you love no matter what. She is the mother of your beautiful children and makes uncountable sacrifices for them and your family. She is your reason for living and the light at the end of all your dark tunnels. She is why you wake up in the morning.

Also, she does anal.

Man, I finally met my Jennifer!

by dinsurgent February 4, 2010

Jennifer Love Hewitt

An eskimo that traveled to the United States to become a famous actress and is now marginally successful.

Do you know Jennifer Love Hewitt? That inuit can act!

by ElGato December 28, 2005

Jennifer

A gorgeous girl capable of many things, a brunette goddess, but is a virgin until the perfect man comes by. Bright and extraordinary, she stands out in the crowd, smiling and waving while still looking absolutely beautiful. She flirts with lots but turns down most, be careful!

Girl 1: Omg, is that Jennifer?
Girl 2: Duh! Where have you been, in prison or something?

Guy: She gives off that totally hot vibe...
Jennifer: Heyyyyyy.
Guy: Hey, hot stuff.
Jennifer: Ugh. Hi guys, no, not you.

by pseudonymoushotstuff:) February 24, 2013