jeser

One who fails miserably at school, work, sports, and life altogether.

Bum: "Spare some change sir?"
Guy: "Sure, here you go."
Guy (to friend):"I felt sorry for that jeser back there.. I gave him some change."

by Ax3u April 25, 2009

jeter chop

a jeter chop is a spontaneous kung fu style strike to any fierce opposition. Sometimes this fatal blow is called simply a jeter and can be used as a verb in everyday life referring to nearly anything. Some believe that a "jeter" is a plague like phenomenon that eventually will lead to the Earth's demise in year 2012.

"yo fam, baby gotta phat azz ona"

"word as bond, girl can jeter chop me whenerva"

"trilla jeter"

by mudbelly666 April 1, 2009

Jejefever

A word describes as having fever of Jejeing.
OR
Party of jejemons.

Whoa! Almost Anyone In Facebook Are Conducting Jejefever As An Anniversary Of Jejemon.

by 7802mx3 November 8, 2010

Jezeray

An ocean!

Man 1: hey who's that girl?
Man 2 : ooooh that's Jezeray you dont F*** with her... shes an ocean!!!

by Kalijean June 11, 2013

jezereal

Usually Jezereals are extremely handsome and can’t stay single for longer than two weeks. He is also super dumb and needs a lot of things explained to him

Look at Jezereal over there
He so handsome although he can’t open a locker

by Dang it Bobby October 3, 2018

Cheers and Jeers

Originally in Readers Digest, a list of told actions on modern American life.
Urban Dictionary is the new call of Cheers and Jeers.
Now gimme a thumb, Cheers or Jeers?

He decided that he wanted to write his own class of Cheers and Jeers, so he chose Urban Dictionary as the ultimate platform

by REBel Siren January 18, 2022

Jejenese

is the language used by the jejemons/jejemonsters

People are as complex as how the jejenese language is spelled.

by mr_golez May 29, 2010