Jeep

The sexiest looking vehicle of all time. No competition, other than maybe the LaFerrari or Suzuki Swift.

oh hey look it's a Jeep

by ThatJeepGuy March 24, 2025

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

steady bouncing they jeeps

"a euphemism for doing extremely well," coined by Jerry Holkins (Tycho Brahe) of the webcomic Penny Arcade

Child's Play is steady bouncing they jeeps in the New York Streets

by Expligatory November 25, 2010

Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.

Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver

by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024

jeep jones

The name for a function room located inside a hotel lobby that catches you by surprise while eating the free breakfast.

Wow, I didn't know that was here! What a jeep jones.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy December 13, 2021

Jeep

A shit ass car that usually breaks down before it goes off roading and it looks like a square on wheels and a sedan can do better off roading than a cheep jeep.

Yo bro dawg my jeep blew up because it tipped over

by MoreSJ February 26, 2021

jeep jacksie

You get Jeep Jacksie from sitting down too long during a bus or car. You lose all feeling in your rear end. Also known as numb bum.

" I went from New York to San Francisco by bus. My bum is numb, think I have Jeep Jacksie".

by Stuie54 September 23, 2014