Get the Jaspermug. 
Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.
by Orr.not December 14, 2023
Get the Jaspermug. Jasper- horrid, terrible, insufferable, a confederate soldier who has an accent that makes him not sound white. a egotistical, self centered, crazy, manipulative, pathological liar who enjoys gas-lighting people and ruining everyone else's lives, as well as a potential homewrecker who strives to make u miserable because only he can be happy.
Jasper is terrible. I've never felt so free with him out of my life, be warned and get rid of every jasper u know, especially if they are white.
by jaemsjaems March 5, 2023
Get the Jaspermug. 
Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
Get the Liam Jaspermug. by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
Get the Jasper hale Diseasemug.