Jaqueaveöus

A 6 foot 3 white dude hung like a flea who thinks he’s black

There goes Jaqueaveöus again listening to Kanye West and wearing dunks smoking weed

by OhioJames69 March 17, 2023

Jacques

Jacques is someone who is unexpected, Someone good. He is usually quiet to begin with but always has a listening ear from the start. If you find yourself a Jacques don’t let him go because there is no one quite like him

Have you found your Jacques yet?

by Withered_woods April 15, 2023

Jacques Portsman

Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).

But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!

Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…

by Jacques’ #1 Fan July 30, 2024

Jacques Bermon Webster II

The real name of popular rapper and musical artist, Travis Scott, best known for his albums like Rodeo, ASTROWORLD, and most recently UTOPIA. This name is considered by many to be goofy as shit

John: "Yo did you know that Travis' real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II?"
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."

by dumfooz but the real one November 4, 2023

jaqueener

jaqueener is a name that will get called many black slurs since he from the hood. hes killed a bitch and will do it again. he’ll bring the glock on u if he got to

girl 1: have you seen the new kid?
girl 2: i heard his name is jaqueener, he came from the hood
jaqueener: tf u say bitch?

by nunya_BUSINESS. December 21, 2023

jaque'mate

(checkmate) JAQUE'MATE; HASTA QUE ME MATES O TE MATE! ASI COMO MATAS MUERES SO EN REALIDAD TU QUIEN ERES SOY AMOR SOY ARTE NO PUEDEN VIVIR APARTE QUERER SIN QUERER O QUERER POR QUERER SINESPERAR NADA ACAMBIO POR MOTIVOS O RAZONES SE NECESITAN AMBOS PARA FORMAR UNA GUERA EN EL AMOR DONDE TODO SE VALE SANGRE DE GUERRERO WARRIOR AT HEART ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE

U win JAQUE'MATE El que rie al Ultimo rie mejor no ese esta loco porque se ESTA riendo El solo

by FukLuv414 January 27, 2024

Jaqueef

An offensive name for a cartel member by the name Jacobo. The nickname is mostly used by rival cartel members in Central America. You better not catch Jacobo using the name jaqueef or you might be one of their targets.

That bitch ass thug Jaqueef killed my momma. Fuck him

by Suicideboy5 January 29, 2024