Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008

ninny jacket

A neon pink florescent jacket worn by the band members: sazzy, bang and ninny of propa kickin super rad is what we aim for.

ninny jackets can be purchased from H+M kids department, and have been a major fashion item and part of band uniform since march 07.

dude wheres my ninny jacket?

by ninny1 November 19, 2007

lilac jacket

Brendon Urie's legendary zip-up.
Often induces teenie squeals, as well as some true fan screams.

TRUE-FAN EXAMPLE
Mandy: Brendon's wearing the Lilac Jacket!
Hailey: Righteous.

TEENIE EXAMPLE
Lizzy: *Squeal* Brenny Bear's wearing the jackiiiit!!!
Corrie: OMG I LUVER HIMZZ!!

by Jimminy Christmas March 15, 2008

BADGER JACKET

A naked unshaven women with her legs wrapped around your neck

a) Dude, sherry gave a a nice badger jacket for christmas.

b) It was a cold day to be wearing no knickers but she she hadn't shaved for a couple of weeks so was wearing her badger jacket

by the Stinky Scotsman April 15, 2009

Green Jacket Sauce

As with 'awesome sauce', this is an exclamation or reserved sign of approval. The difference in this case being that the exclamation comes in the form of both complimenting and envying the guy wearing a Green Jacket.

Steve: So'd anything happen with that chick you met at the bar last weekend?

Dave: Not this time, brother.

Steve: No--damn dude, you guys hit it off at first, what happened this time?

Dave: The first time, she was feelin' the 'Green Jacket Sauce.' This tme, I wasn't wearing it.

by MM151 October 28, 2009

Moose Jacket

An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.

Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"

Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"

by mr. moosejacket August 27, 2010