Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?

Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."

by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Judges

Opinionated bitchez

Oh man, those judges sure were biased, they picked the completely wrong team to win the meet.

by amazingbestfrienddefender October 7, 2016

Imrandar Judge

(in Pakistan) A judge who is considered to be leaning towards Imran Khan, former prime minister of Pakistan, and his political party Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI). Such judges are often criticized for bending the law are defining the law in a way that supports Imran Khan, his party and his supporters.
Imrandar is a portmanteau of Imran and suffix "dar" indicating a condition or affiliation..

Most new bench in Peshawar High Court is mostly made up of Imrandar Judges.

by zpack September 27, 2025

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel

Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Salute the Judge

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.

At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020