Joprah

a male who thinks he is Oprah Winfrey and who has come to the rationalization that he meets the following criteria:

1. that people will look past talent, skill and experience to love the real broken down you.

2. he believes that crying - not laughter is the best medicine.

3. wishes secretly he was a radio DJ, Bret Michaels, or a baby again - breast feeding from Pamela Anderson.

My coworker Jack lost it today - he gave us all cheese, coupons, and a picture of him using the Porta Potty, what a Joprah.

by uzi_ March 17, 2009

Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION

MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU

by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022

jopping

a mediocre song by another greedy kpop company

how is there already so much favoritism in jopping

by blonks are toxic October 7, 2019

joppy

Of or having a large or fat face.

That bitch is joppy.

by JoeP November 8, 2003

jopapa'd

The implicit implication of underage child molestation

Dude 1: Check out that girl!
Dude 2: She's 15.
Dude 3: JOPAPA'D!

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Jopid

Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.

Examples of a Jopid:

I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.

Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

by Dewit May 27, 2009

jopepper

A common nickname for a 2 inch dildo.

Hah, that dildo was so uncomfortable up my vagina, total jopepper.

by Bob junifor February 10, 2017