by icybertruckedelonmuskintheass February 5, 2019
Get the Jefferson is gaymug. Jefferson Starships, named by Dean Winchester, were new monster hybrids created by Eve as a test subject to see if she could create the ultimate supernatural predator. They were a combination of many of the monsters Sam and Dean have faced. They had the teeth of vampires and the spike of a wraith. They could also shapeshift into whomever they want.
by ✨supernatural crackhead✨ January 28, 2021
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Omg is that Jefferson
by Beaner2.0 November 22, 2021
Get the Jeffersonmug. An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
Get the Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependencemug. The guy you see when you need to ask a question. He is The best guy you will ever know he is so good at listing to you and when you ask a question HE ANSWERS and he is a total catch
by TylerdakillerT225 October 24, 2019
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