Jacob 

A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone

Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"

Jacob by Definatore October 14, 2011

Jacob 

A gay rain forest animal in the amazon

Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN!!

Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man

Jacob by bigboy here January 6, 2011

jacob 

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.

guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?

jacob by the best mofo April 17, 2015

jacob 

a dick, who has no friends

John is acting like a Jacob, a dick with no friends

jacob by hulk1823 March 31, 2015

Jacob 

Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.

Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?

Jacob by thecabbagechiccas July 7, 2011

Jacob 

Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)

Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah

Jacob by Mr. KJ November 20, 2013

Jacob 

Is a shy person that will be depressed and scared he will get made fun of and bullied around he feels like people all around him hate him and what Jacob to die but Jacob doesn’t.

I wish Jacob a good life

I do too

Jacob by Shyness May 9, 2018