Jamaican Custard

When solitude continues for far too long, leading a customary masterbation routine in to a twisted session of penetration by a jar filled with years of ejaculation.

Leroy: “is Timmy doing alright?”
George: “nah he hasn’t been out of his house for days. He better not be doing the Jamaican Custard
Leroy: call the police

by Virginian foot shake April 10, 2019

Jamaican Culo

When you hide your weed inbetween your ass cheeks so the cops wont find it, or so you wont share

Them pigs aint find shyt, i pulled the jamaican culo on them bitch ass niggas.

by Dajobsucks October 19, 2020

Jamaican White Bread

Often a term used to describe someone who acts like a black person but is often from a predominantly white country - more specifically the middle class area, the term can also have a meaning to describe someone who is annoying or frustrating to be around and acknowledges this.

Kofi - *does something inherently stupid or annoying*
John "Stop acting like a Jamaican white bread"

Alternatively

Kofi - * Runs up on said person, confronting them in a disorderly manner*
John - "Stop that you Jamaican white bread"

by Kdawg2003 June 24, 2022

Jamaican Borderline

When one consumes marijuana out of another’s anus.

Last night chantell was running the Jamaican Borderline on me. Shit was tight bomboclat.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 6, 2023

jhamaica

Jhamaica is the best girl in the world!! Pretty brown white skin, curly, brown hair, brown eyes, and she is always happy!!
A word to describe any female that is beautiful and makes your heart skip a beat just because you see her.

-Dude, I need to find me a Jhamaica. But how do you know when you find her?
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.

by demoiselle May 28, 2022

jamaican hot box

smoke weed in a bathroom with the shower going at full hotness

im guna go jamaican hotbox tonite

by tai mai shu December 25, 2003

Jamaican Candle

The Jamaican candle is a certain type of bong bowl Where a joint is inserted into the middle of a bong slide. then you surround the joint with roach weed of an already smoked blunt. You then light the (candle) joint, hit the bong with the joint in it, and get faded.

After one jamaican candle justin felt faded for hours upon hours.
That Jamaican candle got me fucked up said kyle.

by Tha Zanimal August 1, 2008