jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009

Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jake

The most bad ass cool ass man you ever see he has lots of cool thingand is cracked in every game

you need a Jake in your life

by Kaboom man June 8, 2022

Jake

Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake

Jake is a legend

by Makaio October 27, 2019

Jake

Amino's main hoe.

Jake is the man who shows clear sarcasm and then points it out himself.

"Ur soooooo funny"-"yes that was saracsm"

by Ada2544 May 28, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life

-If you disrespect jake or his friends/family your in trouble

- Jake is compared to a gem

by FAP trib daddddddddy June 29, 2019