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Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.
If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode
by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010
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Midnight Claire

When a woman, who by day is strong and independent, becomes a drunken degenerate who folds herself up like a pretzel to lure in sexual partners.
Victoria; where did your mate get to last night?

Fred; no idea but I heard she went full "Midnight Claire"
by awb1809 July 8, 2020
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Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.
I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.
by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016
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midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.
Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.
by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014
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Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance
It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.
by Branzached July 14, 2021
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Midnight pain

Prison term for having a sore asshole after being raped.
Dave was suffering from the midnight pain after dropping the soap in the showers.
by jayglaubach August 31, 2013
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Midnight Beaches

An outing to a night time beach. Something that babes do!..
The day couldn't get any better until we had some midnight beaches.
by andronomous 4000 September 13, 2010
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