"Internets" is an expression, written in September 1999 inside of the 'Metro' newspaper (published in Czech Republic), by Věra Pohlová. She said "Tyhle aféry každého jenom otravují. Já bych všechny ty internety a počítače zakázala." ("These affair only bother everyone. I would disallow all those internets and computers.") as an opinion on an affair, about leaking private data from the 'Česká spořitelna' bank trough an internet.
by Batrachus August 21, 2011
a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.
by Ted January 05, 2004
the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits
by janette wall July 02, 2003
Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'
by Baller July 07, 2003
by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007
by super duper pooper scooper June 28, 2003