internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

by Ted January 05, 2004

internet

the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

by janette wall July 02, 2003

internet

Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

internet

Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'

by Baller July 07, 2003

internets

The possessive form of the word internet; An internet that appears to belong to an individual.

I hax ur internets, n00b.

Jerry, get off your internets and do some damn work.

by Wooden Jesus August 19, 2007

internet

Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.

The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.

by super duper pooper scooper June 28, 2003

Internet

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

by Anonymous August 19, 2003