Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 9, 2021

Instant

An unfair judgment placed on an entity in virtual or non-virtual space, determined by ignorance, laziness, bias or other subjective reasoning to understand a person, place or thing. The word can also be traversed to defend selfish motives.

Why you be gettin' so instant all the time?

by lieon81 August 29, 2024

Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal

The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.

Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!

by Zeth the angery gay March 16, 2020

Instant Imagine

A very short imagine, often posted on blogs. It has the purpose to quicken s.o. imagination to continue the story in mind

Instant imagine: Imagine finding your crush on tinder and go on a date with him/her…

by WhattheShor June 6, 2015

Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022

instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

Instant

instant \'in-stan\ : abbr 1 : quick reference 2 : blink of an eye

when chacha slide play there's an "instant" dance craze along cha cha real smooth

by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023