4 inch

Someone who brags about there penis being 4 inches when it is hard and thinks it is big

(written on hand) "Hey guys my penis is 1/3 of a foot" AKA 4 inch

by j a wappa December 1, 2006

half inch

To 'pinch' something

Not a form of minor physical violence or playful teastin but more to 'steal' something from someone or somewhere.

That blady teevs gone 'n' half-inched me poodle!

by Jimma March 1, 2004

massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

one inch wonder

A one inch penis, or a very small penis when arroused.

The man showed the woman his one inch wonder

by someguy May 13, 2005

one inch warrior

a term used to negativly describe a one inch long penis or a very small penis that isn't able to provide pleasure to it's partner.

Kelly sucked Aaron's one inch warrior last night.

by Maj Cot November 30, 2005

7/16 of an inch

The above author has 7/16 of an inch penis because his example is a blatant ripoff of Maddox and he does not credit him one bit.

I want to shove a knife 7/16 of an inch times a thousand into the above author's throat.

by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger December 28, 2005

12 inch lynch

anyman with the last name lynch who has a penis the size of 12 inches, no longer or no shorter then 12 inches, exactly 12 inches

Jake:hey whos that guy?
Anthony:oh you dont know? thats 12 inch lynch
Jake: damn better not let my g/f find out!

by bigdaddycake March 31, 2009