A Caucasian male, usually 40-65 years of age who moves to coastal states in the United States of America. Moves to these states despite hating them for being Democrat ran. Easily identifiable because he owns an American pickup truck (Chevy, GMC, Dodge, or some other brand) with an Idaho license plate.
A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.
Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.
Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.
A key feature of an Idaho man is his behavior. He has a strong hatred for pedestrians or cars in front of his home idling for longer than 30 seconds. If this happens, he will walk out and harshly question their activities whilst filming with his smartphone. After he's tried so hard to pick a fight, the person he's filming will usually leave. He will then post the video on the popular website Nextdoor. Even though most of the comments will say stuff along the lines of "Get a fucking life dude." The two or three people who agree with him make him feel like a hero, and the cycle repeats. This behavior can be explained by the fact that he's most likely lived in the middle of nowhere his entire life, so he never learned what a pedestrian is, or how to interact with another human being.
Basically, an Idaho man is equally pitiful and terrifying. Remember, this guy votes, and he's most likely moving to a neighborhood near you.
Disclaimer: Not every person from Idaho is an Idaho man. An Idaho Man is similar to a Florida Man; there's a lot of people from both states, and he just happened to be one of them.
Rob: You see that video of that weirdo on Nextdoor?
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.
Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.
Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.
Jordan: Which one?
Rob: The one where the dude films some couple because they stood in front of his house while looking at their phone.
Jordan: Oh! Oh. That's Liam, he's some Idaho Man who lives on Pine avenue.
Rob: Is that the guy with the rusty Chevy with an NRA sticker on it? And the patchy lawn?
Jordan: Yea, that guy.
by MoondogIIe January 30, 2023
Get the Idaho Manmug. When you pin your woman's legs back and creampie her, then proceed to puke in her gaping vag. Shake the hips to stir then squeeze her stomach tight for the tub-girl style volcano
by IdaHoss April 28, 2023
Get the Idaho Beet Factorymug. Idaho is myth it's actually a black hole connected with Wyoming that takes you to Ohio. Thus the misconception about Idaho existing.
Did you mean Iowa?
Did you mean Iowa?
by Mrxdeathx808 December 8, 2018
Get the Idahomug. by Insomnikant May 28, 2016
Get the Idahomug. Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!
by Montel W February 12, 2024
Get the Northern Idaho Double Ejectionmug. Idaho is a magical land where the grounds are made of potatoes and nearly everyone is either stupid or trying to blend in with the stupid the others are Californians trying to get away from california and californians trying to turn idaho into california while running away from california most people hate both for that singular reason
by Ccp spy November 26, 2022
Get the Idahomug. A place located in the west, this state has pretty much nothing to offer. If you want fun stuff to do, move to Cascade or boundary county, or just move to Ada county. Literally this place is the only state in the US where crimes basically do not exist, other than graffiti. Shaped like a gun and full of guns, if you tried to cause someone else's death, you should think twice. Also, the kids there are the most retarded ones you'll find anywhere on planet Earth. The scenery is beautiful. Go to Bitch lake and enjoy the waters. Camp on Sugarloaf island located at lake Cascade. This place is conservative as fuck. That is pretty much it.
"Hey, I am moving to Idaho, mom!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"
"Is that in Europe?"
"No, it is touching 6 US states and a Canadian province!"
"Which Canadian province?"
"British Colombia."
"Ok cool."
"Yea."
"Wait, does anyone there play Roblox?"
"Only kids who are gods."
"Ok nice. Let's move there."
"Wait, why did you ask about Roblox?"
"Bc I-DA-HO!"
by Boys of the west May 14, 2022
Get the Idahomug.