dont-smile-itis

when a girl looks really fine but her teeth are ugly. usually she smiles without bearing her crooked creatures in pictures.
josh: omg did you see kelsey? she’s so bad.
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap
by jp8 June 17, 2019
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Bust-a-nut-itis

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
by Shocker Zulu August 17, 2011
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Rocket-itis

The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.
Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!
by Brain December 28, 2004
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smelly-dick-itis

Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis
by metalshredder2 May 16, 2010
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fuck face-itis

I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.
by amateur doc April 23, 2004
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nigga-itis

Spending excessive time bringing down your own race
When the black man robbed another black man he caught Nigga-itis
by Ojsar December 15, 2019
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read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
by anonymous_two September 23, 2008
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