when a girl looks really fine but her teeth are ugly. usually she smiles without bearing her crooked creatures in pictures.
josh: omg did you see kelsey? she’s so bad.
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap
by jp8 June 17, 2019
Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
by Shocker Zulu August 17, 2011
The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.
Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!
by Brain December 28, 2004
Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis
by metalshredder2 May 16, 2010
by amateur doc April 23, 2004
by Ojsar December 15, 2019
(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
by anonymous_two September 23, 2008