can't type itis

A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words

i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up

by fball_jones August 11, 2009

Bust-a-nut-itis

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.

Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "

by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011

smelly-dick-itis

Think about it...

Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis

by metalshredder2 May 16, 2010

Rocket-itis

The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.

Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!

by Brain December 27, 2004

fuck face-itis

the disease of being a fuck face

I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.

by amateur doc April 23, 2004

nigga-itis

Spending excessive time bringing down your own race

When the black man robbed another black man he caught Nigga-itis

by Ojsar December 15, 2019

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 3, 2008