He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
Get the porn pantsmug. Warm comfortable pants with no drawstring and hidden pockets worn by idiots knowing they're going to jail. (Maybe they're turning themselves in.) Pants comfortable enough to be worn everyday for up to a week, or until they finally let you out of the holding cell, that can hold a large amount of xanax.
He went to turn himself into Gwinnett County. They cut the draw string out of his favorite pants, and made him empty his pockets. He had a lot of xanax in those pockets that they took while searching him. If he had a good pair of jail pants he would have had an easier 48 hours ahead of him.
by jordanCris May 13, 2008
Get the jail pantsmug. Roomate #1 "Did you bring 'West-Side Terry' from the bar to bed last night?"
Roomate #2 "No... why?"
Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"
Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"
Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"
Roomate #2 "No... why?"
Roomate #1 "Girl, I found his pant donut in the living room!"
Roomate #3 "BUSTED!"
Terry (from closet) "Oooooooo!"
by OhTits November 22, 2010
Get the Pant Donutmug. : the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ
by jeff sherman March 3, 2008
Get the Pants Roostermug. 2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
by Swatamagon August 27, 2016
Get the France Pantsmug. The hole at the top of leg wear that a cat boy's or cat girl's tail comes out of, in the pants, shorts, or skirt.
by Pant Chimney provider March 18, 2021
Get the Pant Chimneymug. Funny in the pants is the simplest description of the equivalent of blushing in a man being so turned on
When Tony was introducing himself to Kat the love of his life she started to blush and he was so funny in the pants he ended up with a raging erection
It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it
It was in her workplace yet he didn’t apologize he actually started bragging about it
by Tonythetiler December 5, 2017
Get the Funny in the pantsmug.