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Age Identity Crisis

1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally

2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are

A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.
Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"

Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.
by milf86 April 19, 2010
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Sports Identity

A person who is not sure exactly what team they should root for. Typically a “bandwagon fan” or someone who likes a team for no apparent reason that it seems they should. Also yet a person who is a die hard college sports fan but never has been to college himself.
Steve is from New York. He likes the college football team Florida Gators yet has never been Gainesville, FL. He also likes Kentucky State college basketball but lives in Florida now. He also follows the Pittsburgh Steelers since they have had a good track record of winning games recently. Its seems Steve does not know his own Sports Identity.
by Mick59 April 19, 2011
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American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here
When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.
by David June 19, 2006
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identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.
by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003
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white identitarian

People who believe in a white identity. But in reality, it is just white supremacism in disguise.
Person 1: I am not a white supremacist! I am a white identitarian.

Person 2: I don't see the difference.
by radomidot April 29, 2021
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isnt

referring to a bulbous sexual organ, which all heterosexual men find attractive, or in reference to a specific sexual action that one would perform on another.
Give me one good reason as to why I should "isnt" all over her back.
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Ient

When a vasectomy is carried out incorrectly, the Vas Deferens will curl around and embed itself within the wall of the prostate gland. Upon ejaculation, sperm will fill the prostate gland. With time, a pond of coagulated sperm will infect the prostate resulting in a drastic side effect, catastrophic anal pain. In such cases, an ient stick should be used. Pain relief occurs only when the anus is pummeled repeatedly and the ient stick is left dripping with the stench filled sperm.
Oh man I got so shafted at work today, it was like eating an ient stick.
by shirerat January 11, 2010
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