Isaac

Legit the best thing to ever happen to a human being. Meeting an Isaac. Hes funny, cute and smart and is very good at all sports. He is very good at math and excels a division. If you are a girl and you meet a Isaac, you may want to spend the rest of your life with Isaac and if you don't you'll regret it very much.

Person 1: who do you think finished division the fastest?
Person 2: i bet you it was Isaac.

by Divission March 22, 2019

Isaac

A bad bitch like the best hoe on the block like the coolest bitch in the city. Bitch he will be so nice to you but he has a short fuse and piss him off and hi will whoop your ass

Hoe 1:hi Isaac

Isaac:hey bitch

Hoe 1:I don’t like you

Hoe 2:girl don’t talk to my friend like that

by Bhadieee January 11, 2019

isaac

the absolute unit of a man, he loves food, hes fat

this mans is such an isaac

by SDDDFDHJDSFKHJDHJKDFHDFSDJJKSD January 7, 2019

Isaac

Is the equivalent of a blind, deaf duck without legs, constantly screaming.

Isaac should be put out of his misery.

by Bootylicious Lover 63 November 12, 2021

Isaac

1.) Generally refered to as the biggest piece of shit to exist in the history of bowel movements.

2.) A worse than worthless object or person; an object or person that holds no value or redeeming qualities whatsoever.

3.) A person so self absorbed, that when around other people they constantly remind them of what a piece of shit they are.

(4) A small portion of human or animal fecal matter; waste excrement.

1.) I would slap that bitch Isaac, but shit splatters.

2.) Isaac is the air in a bag of chips that makes it seem full, but in reality it is just filled with disappointment.

by AlabamaThotPocket July 18, 2021

Isaac

The type of dude who will fuck you over. The dude will "help" your best friend but really cheat on you. Its the type of dude who plays with ya & other girls. He's the worst kinda dude you will ever meet & you'll be able to tell he's an Isaac bc he's so freaking ugly,, he looks like Slender Man. Anyways don't date him you'll get your heat broken.

Her: omg is that Isaac?
Me: duh he looks like Slender Man so he totally an Isaac.

by Unknown2704 August 12, 2018

Isaac

Short stubby but can be a good friend sometimes (good punching bag)

I punched Isaac the other day and my fist bounced back

by IsaacGay March 27, 2019