Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022

Instant kill

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter

Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012

Instant

instant \'in-stan\ : abbr 1 : quick reference 2 : blink of an eye

when chacha slide play there's an "instant" dance craze along cha cha real smooth

by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023

instant doctor

When u fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke his leg #instant doctor

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

Instant

Instant is sort of a mod in the xxchiak1xx server. Too bad he can't get a girlfriend or a discord kitten, sadly. Plays Genshin Impact sometimes so I guess he's not all that bad. If you're under 15+, you're safe. He's also gay for Dead Inside

Haha lol no example for Instant lmao😭✌️

by pissnene December 27, 2021

instant "o"

noun - something that is so amazing it makes you want to jizz pants, can be virtually anything

verb - intant "o"ed - the act of something being so amazing that you basically cream your panties

1. noun - Kyle's homemade macaroni and cheese was so delicious that Heather considered it an instant "o" and nearly moaned as she ate.

2. verb - When I watched New Moon and Taylor Lautner appeared on the screen shirtless, I instant "o"ed.

by pandarex November 25, 2009