instagram slut

someone who is thirsty for likes, likes their own picture, or is following more people than they are followed by

A. Go like my last picture on instagram

B. You are just an instagram slut

2.
A. hey give me your phone real quick, I need to do something

B. ok

A. *goes to his/her instagram all likes all his/her pic

by Willis Cornelius March 7, 2014

stan instagram

similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions

person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺

by brooke lynn hytes was robbed August 29, 2019

Instagram vegan

Someone who pretends to be something they are not on social media.

He posts alk the time about his clean living vegan lifestyle, but I saw him tucking into a lamb kebab after the pub shut last night. He's just an instagram vegan.

by janethepaint May 21, 2017

instagram feminism

Someone who follows lots of Instagram feminist accounts and recites angsty tumblr screenshots to people who have differing opinions. They get all of their facts from twitter screenshots posted onto a feminism page.

“Dude, Lindsey went off on me yesterday”
“Really how?”
“She screamed at me about how women are paid less than men. She’s so into Instagram feminism”

by howieraptorclaw September 30, 2019

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

Instagram snowflake

Instagram snowflake is when someone feeds shit on Instagram, constant positivity shit, but end of the day they are like a bottom feeder fish, eating shit and shiting it all back out into the world.

Instagram snowflake is when you get offended if you don’t agree

by Fishlips2023 January 23, 2023

Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram

Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?

by Chuberto September 20, 2021