The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022

inner dinosaur

When your girlfriend/FB pee out a condom at least two weeks after the last time you had sex.

Oh my god Becky, I just dropped an Inner Dinosaur before home room.

by K. Royals May 13, 2016

inner balls

Inner Balls - A woman that physically has no balls, but has more balls than most men.

Steve - "That woman busts her balls everyday at work."
Mike - "Wait women don't have balls!"

Steve - "Mike, those are Inner balls and she has more than most guys I know!"

by Ettson February 1, 2014

Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.

My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.

1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."

by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013

Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.

“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking”

by keepwondering December 18, 2024

True inner gangster

True inner gangster.
Tr-ue--in-er--gang-ster
Just another word for thug basically.

GANK GANK

let me stab this kid so I can see his true inner gangster blood.

by Athug4207392 March 30, 2017