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hoochie momma

A hoochie who has had children or is pregnant.
Your moms is a hoochie momma, just ask the neighborhood.
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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Hoochie

a male figure who has no concern about other people's well-being except for his own pleasureable acts. One who feels he may openly express his testosterone level without having a concern for his partner's feelings.
Laura said," Omg Billy kissed me yesterday!" then Kristi said,"NO WAY!! he kissed me last week!" then Janie said, "OMFG he kissed me today!" They all agreed... "Wata hoochie"
by fireside June 13, 2004
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hoochie

hoochie refers to a womans vagina, or any part of her pubic hair region. A playful, amusing way to refer to a woman's pussy without the usual negative connatations.

Similiar to coochie, but with a more provacative flair
When she bent over I could see her hoochie, because she didn't have any panties on
by 415man94102 June 1, 2006
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Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street
Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga
by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009
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hoochie mama

a black hooker. i dont know much about these....
-dude, don't go to that Hoochie Mama! She's a rip off! Dude!
by T. Lex February 16, 2005
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Hoochie Cachie

Not for to be confused with "hoochie coochie", hoochie cachie was originally coined by a 4 year old girl in a suburb north of Detroit, Michigan. When she asked what she wanted for Christmas, she said, "A circle, a mermaid and a hoochie cachie".

Originally thought to be something tangible and to be bought, it was soon discovered that a hoochie cachie was used to describe something really incredibly awesome. If you have just a hoochie, it is good, but with a side of cachie, it means it is incredible and magnificent!!

As for the 4 year old in Michigan, she meant she wanted an incredible, wonderful holiday!!
"Look at that, it is soooo hoochie cachie!"

"I want a hoochie with a side of cachie!!"

"Her wedding was really hoochie cachie"

No, that definitely had some hoochie, but not enough cachie"

This is pronounced "who chee kaw chee"
by KatyD41 April 10, 2011
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Hoochie Stain

noun: The stain not uncommonly found at the bottom of women's underwear, which could result from Monistat, Vagisil or any other creamy feminine hygiene product that can be taken and result in leaving a yellowish-white stain on the bottom support of the panty. Often does not wash out.

Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.
Girl 1: "OMG, Brianna just got a car and an iPad for her 16th birthday! I am *so* jealous!"

Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"

Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"

*~*

Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-

New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"

Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."

-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-
by A_Funny_Definition_Actually October 23, 2011
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