horizontal neck brace

Hold her throat until she looses conscious and it's like being with a dead corpse

I have her the horizontal neck brace last night.

by KatieFlaherty June 13, 2017

whoriental

fabulous divas

have u heard whoriental's new mixtape? it is lit ma G!!!! i am shook

by pinkroxmann July 19, 2016

Horizontal Japs Eye

An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.

A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.

See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.

Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.

by drpenisintrigue March 27, 2011

Oriental-Queef

The split second epiphany that occurs while you are banging an Asian chick. The realization that you've never done this before and wondering why the Vagina looks sideways. As the sound erupts you decide it's time to make your fishy deposit and leave.

Mikey was having his way with this tight little asian virgin when her cherry popped and let out an Oriental-Queef as if sighing in relief.

by Big Vagina November 2, 2011

Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.

Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

oriental

1. Anything Asian-related

Steph is oriental and needs to focus more at work.

by Rosey Berroya September 30, 2005

oriental

another politically incorrect word that is used by ignorant people to clump all asians in one group, much like how the word "hispanic" is used to clump all spanish/portuguese speakers in one group. to many it is a derogatory word, seeing that 1) there is no actual country, commonwealth, territory or state known as the "orient" and 2) that asians come from different ethnic backgrounds, religions, and speak different languages. ironically, many asians think that the term oriental is parrallel to word "nigger" and some see the word as old fashion. the terms "westerner" and "middle eastern" follow the same pattern as "oriental" but are less controversial.

if it were up to me, i would eliminate the terms oriental, hispanic, middle eastern, african american and etc., seeing that no matter what common region we hail from, we all have different ethnic backgrounds, religions and speak different languages.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006