Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

by fuckturd July 28, 2010

hooker magic

A hooker's enticing persuasiveness to lure in tricks for her own financial benefits.

Hooker: Hey cracka! You wouldn't happen to want a good dick sucking would you?

Trick: Your hooker magic won't work on me!

by Austin Lebamoff April 4, 2007

hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.

Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."

by lord doom January 2, 2009

Party hooker

A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.

Keith's niece is a party hooker.

by Pmdono April 30, 2016

hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008

charity hooker

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009