A long night of cramming on procrastinated studying and homework; such as that 3 page English paper you were supposed to write about the history and development of poetry, your presentation on humanity for AP Psych and studying for your Spanish, Math and Chemistry tests. Which leaves you rolling out of bed the next morning feeling like total shit as if you had participated in a long night of drinking. Resulting in your hangover like feeling you experience the next morning. Symptoms include: extreme fatigue, headache, sore body and limbs, and hallucinations of the piles of homework yet to be done covering your room in all directions.
Joe: Man, I have the worst Homework Hangover ever. I stayed up til 4:00 this morning finishing my final project.
Hailie: Ugh, this Homework Hangover is even worse than the real hangover I had last week!
Hailie: Ugh, this Homework Hangover is even worse than the real hangover I had last week!
by hpfanx10 August 23, 2011
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by englishhead420 April 21, 2009
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A waste of time that teachers come up with to make you bust your ass doing something that will not be of any value to you at all. Not only that, but it's generally on a subject that isn't even relevant to what you want to do in life. Guess what teachers, "What is it stupid kid who's protesting against homework?" kid's life-long passions are being weathered away by all the fucking homework you pour on us, and the only thing between making you "capable" and "incompetent" is a piece of paper that says "I'm smart, give me a good job!"
This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work.
All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.
This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work.
All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.
Teacher: You're making Cs in all of your core classes just because of your homework.
Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board.
Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed.
Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground.
Teacher: If you would just do your homework...
Student: God damn it! You just fail to listen to reason don't you!?!?! My reasoning is completely legit! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless! GOD DAMN!!!
Teacher: ..........
Student: Like I even give two shits.
Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board.
Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed.
Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground.
Teacher: If you would just do your homework...
Student: God damn it! You just fail to listen to reason don't you!?!?! My reasoning is completely legit! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless! GOD DAMN!!!
Teacher: ..........
Student: Like I even give two shits.
by Phoenix_89 January 20, 2010
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Teacher: Questions from 1 to 105 in the MATHEMATICS book is for homework. Its is due tomorrow.
Student: Odd or Even numbers.
Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.
Student: Odd or Even numbers.
Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.
by Engineeing students who knows the meaning of A HOMEWORK December 28, 2005
Get the homework mug.When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.
Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.
Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.
I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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Sammi Jo:" Ive got so much homework!"
Emily:"Me too, but i have Homework-Depression!"
Sammi Jo: "Hey! Not a bad idea!"
Emily:"Me too, but i have Homework-Depression!"
Sammi Jo: "Hey! Not a bad idea!"
by Wigglepoo February 26, 2010
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Goddess: Slave, I am going to party this weekend and need you to write My paper for Me!
Homework Slave: Of course Goddess!!! use me anytime!
Homework Slave: Of course Goddess!!! use me anytime!
by homeworkslave August 5, 2012
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