Un-Holiday

A day that isn’t a holiday.

Joe: Is it a holiday today?
Josh: No, it’s an Un-Holiday.

by ImBlubadobebadoby December 15, 2018

Holiday Bitch

A girl who breaks up with her boyfriend right before or during a holiday (birthday, Christmas, Chanukah).

“I was a Holiday Bitch to John, but he was such an asshole, I didn’t want to be with him any longer, especially during the holidays.”

“I needed to be a Holiday Bitch to Chad because his balls smelled like my lamination products and I couldn’t stand it no more!”

by ZanderBayCA June 2, 2022

Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.

Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.

by bchbum232 November 29, 2013

holiday stuffer

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.

“Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”

by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017

Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.

Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021

Holiday Sauce

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.

Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."

by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015

Holiday Bromance

When you go on a trip abroad and make a forever friend with a bro, typically bonding over a love of inappropriate grinding, asian food and skimpy socks. Other people might laugh at your bromance, but you know it's a beautiful thing and definitely doesn't make you gay...

George: So are Alex and Steve dating now then? I didn't realise they were gay.
Adam: Nah, it was just a Holiday Bromance I think, Alex is having some trouble moving on though...

by Adam Steel July 12, 2016