hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

black hippo

The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting.

Man, he is super drunk and high. How do women like that?

I guess he's just a Black Hippo.

by TheSpacefish September 21, 2013

blue hippo

A man born of christian faith, who likes to ram his nose into another guys ass while at the same time getting ass pounded by a women with a strap on.

wow last night me and a buddy of mine played blue hippo, I liked it when his girl showed up.

by piggy wannabe jason July 31, 2007

you hippo

term used when talking to fat chicks

guy-"i got mtv at home"
girl-"so?"
guy-"what u mean so?! its cool you hippo!"

by chillagen June 12, 2005

hippo-jumbo

a word used to hide the meaning of a "hand job" from your parents or any other type of adults in the near vicinity.

-"So what did you end up doing with Tom last night?"
-"We watched the horror flick and I proceded to give him a hippo-jumbo."

by hipppiee June 16, 2008

cheezy hippo

a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser

omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier

by llamas and cheeze February 25, 2008

hippo fetish

A Kinky Sexual Obssesion Over Hippos

Mason Wants That Hippo Cock In His Ass cuz he has a dirty hippo fetish

by MasonAndrewKlingler June 26, 2006