1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.
2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.
3.a tiny dead horse.
2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.
3.a tiny dead horse.
1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"
2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."
3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."
2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."
3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."
by The Sexy Word Maniac February 18, 2009
Get the Fneeeben Heimer mug.Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack
- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car
History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.
That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.
However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."
"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010
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by assholesnitffer August 31, 2022
Get the himeruspartner mug.A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.
The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.
by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011
Get the Hibernationalism mug.A variation of the bloody polar bear.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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