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slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum
"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"
by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017
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snail helmet

When you place your balls on top of your penis and said structure resembles a snail. Then said structure is placed gently upon your bae's forehead.
Yo Whitney, you know I'm putting this snail helmet on your head after you lost the bet.
by OhHealzYeah January 27, 2016
mugGet the snail helmetmug.

Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.
by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011
mugGet the Helmet Warriormug.

Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.
That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.
by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022
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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
mugGet the Polish Helmetmug.

Touch Helmets

When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.
Hey Brad, You wanna go out back and touch helmets.
by Brosnatch August 9, 2010
mugGet the Touch Helmetsmug.

MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.
Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).
by Orange sailor October 19, 2011
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