Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.
That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.
by Lincoln Park February 16, 2022
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Skin Helmet

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!
by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021
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flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese
Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet
by mad bagger February 22, 2015
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helmet crud

When your helmet goes unwashed
Me - 'Hey james croft your helmet stinks'
James - 'yeh ive not washed my helmet for weeks'
Roxxane- 'james wash your helmet crud'
by G_meister November 18, 2019
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Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.
Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.
by TheMissins11inches August 05, 2011
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helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..
luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
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Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.
Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?
by Brad_Mike December 08, 2010
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