Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

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Helmet Warrior

A slang for a circumsized male, referring to the shape of the exposed glans being compared to a helmet.

Aaron Shaw's boyfriend told me that he found out last night he's a helmet warrior.

by TheMissins11inches August 5, 2011

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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020

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Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.

That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.

by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022

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Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021

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Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

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