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Hayden

A kid with too much dandruff and plays way to much chess he brags about how much money he has and thinks he's the best chess player in the world.
Boy:is that Hayden
Boy 2:yea he's a wanker
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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Hayden

Hayden is a hoe , he needs Jesus and needs to learn how to keep his dick in his pants . Hayden also loves to smoke “cough cough cancer” . If you get a Hayden just start cheating cause he ain’t it . Hayden also has a fucking droid . Now bye cause we finna go set Hayden house on fire
Ewww there go Hayden.
by Braceface 864 March 14, 2020
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Hayden

Strong, talent, smart girl. She’s all around gorgeous but don’t mess with her or she will mess with you. She’s got great friends and an amazing personality.
Person 1: (yells at Hayden) you are such an idiot

Hayden: (yells back at them) are you talking to a mirror cause your the only idiot I see

Hayden is sassy and sweet and in style
by Kj13_taco November 24, 2018
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Hayden

loves twaktoos
i hate hayden
by yeeterboi21 October 24, 2019
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Hayden

Not funny at all
Thinks he’s funny but spends 30 minutes thinking of a joke but the joke is never funny, calls everyone overused jokes
I’m as funny as Hayden
by Lizadaddy May 3, 2020
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Hayden

n00bish mothaafucka. In love with a girl named Vane. Is a tongue virgin. Obsessed with 4chan.
joe: *browsing 4chan*

bob: i see your on 4chan alot , your such a hayden.
by iamcoolerthenn00bishayden July 12, 2010
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Hayden

very weird guy but somehow gets the hottest girls usually has freckles and wears gap sweatshirt date girls that go to his church has red hair and wears a beanie usually dates a girl thats starts with the letter j which a guy with a letter j likes and the guy that likes haydens girlfriend is very hot smart and funny
by thegoalie565656 June 16, 2016
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